[WHAT IS HEAP?]

heap is a series of comics and zines hand-inked by Yours Truly, largely about deformed people doing deformed things and suffering heavily. sometimes I hide them out in public, wedged into bus stops or slid between seats at fast food restaurants, and sometimes I have the cheek to sell them. sometimes I frisbee the small ones at people's heads in crowds, and have a little giggle to myself as they turn around all "who threw that horrible little comic book at me?". ... this website is also the zine, but you already knew that. different content, different format, same goofs.

[WHERE CAN I GET HEAP?]

aside from finding them at the aformentioned bus stops and fast food restaurants, I occasionally table at events in the mighty West Midlands. and, y'know, it's this website, too. you're standing in a heap right now. it's saturating into your clothes. you're a mess.

[HOW CAN I CONTACT YOU?]

if you wanna scream into the void and maybe get an answer, the hatemail box to your right is your best friend. for real, human conversations and answers, such as politely asking for my comics, you can find me at "HEAPCOMIC@GMAIL.COM".

[HOW DO YOU MAKE THE COMICS?]

I pick up an absurdly ink-caked paintbrush, sit down, and think really hard. sometimes I black out and wake up to a full comic. sometimes I black out and wake up to a desk covered in an unknown pinkish sludge. either way, CREATIVITY WINS.

[WHAT ARE YOU CURRENTLY WORKING ON?]

> HEAP PRESENTS: SHOWING SOME HUSTLE > THE SHADE ZINE > "THINGS I DREW AT WORK" > A TEAM OF MY OWN > UNTITLED NDS ZINE > "THINGS I HEAR AT WORK" > REDRAWING THE JFK COMIC (MAYBE AS ITS OWN STANDALONE, MAYBE FOR "SHOWING SOME HUSTLE". MAYBE FOR HERE AGAIN. WHO KNOWS!) > THE HEAP OMNIBUS SO FARIBUS > UNTITLED ZINE ABOUT HOW MUCH I HATE MAKING HOTDOGS > ADVICE OBSCURA: KNOWLEDGE I'D LIKE TO PASS ON > UBIQUITOUS EDC ZINE > SPIRIT HALLOWEEN ROBOTS I WANT DESPITE LIVING IN ENGLAND AND MOST OF THEM BEING DISCONTINUED ANYWAY > POCKET GARGAMEL ACQUISITION GUIDE (TO BE PRINTED ON THE BACK OF "POCKET GARGAMELS") > DOWNRIGHT ESSENTIAL NEW VEGAS MODS

[WHAT ARE YOUR INFLUENCES?]

the viz, the beano, derf backderf, robert crumb, lynda barry, peter bagge, andrew hussie, MAD, petty interpersonal drama, venture bros, out there, the simpsons, club penguin, living next to a crack den, spike milligan, clint howard movies, the fabulous furry freak brothers, doofus, paul reubens, betty boop, brad neely, shitposting, effortposting, hunter s thompson, the thing, leisuretown, john waters, weird TV, freaked, finding stuff on archive.org, kurt vonnegut, british sitcoms that run for two seasons, opanchu usagi, roberta gregory, terrible movies, thor heyerdahl.